the guys rules

hilarious. rotflol. thanks sushi i loved this. i sent it to everyone i know that i thought would not have already received it.

christopher columbus didn't ask directions cuz the rest of the crew were men too and they didn't have any more of a clue where they were than he did.

i have been exploring a bit by taking buses just to see where they go. last week i was looking for a specific bus stop so i asked for directions. one said 6 blocks that way (north) the next 2 said 4 blocks that way (also north but in the opposite direction). they pointed out streets on my map and called them by name. i pointed out on the same map where the streets were marked and they were different names. i was pretty sure if the map said 6 street that it was 6 street and not 0 street as the men said. another told me something else. i thanked each of them and carried on my way just as before. once i saw a landmark i was on my own and knew where i was.

another day i asked where a certain bus stop was and got the same reponse. the difference being they were all bus drivers that i asked. there can be as many as 9 buses in an intersection. 3 leaving it, 3 in the middle of it and 3 entering it. i kept asking other bus drivers cuz i didn't believe what each of them was telling me. they just didn't have that air of confidence. finally i got one that told me it was the stop behind him.

the only reason men discovered new lands was cuz they couldn't find the ones they were looking for.

in church or bible study we have talked about putting men down. i love men. i'm just speaking the truth.